April - 2020

CARMEN CORONA NURSE!

Carmen calls a nurse to inquire how/why she was not cited for running a stop sign during a recent traffic stop!

CARMEN CORONA CLASSES!

Carmen Calls a Young Man To Ask About Him Not Attending His Online Community College Courses During Social Distancing.

CARMEN CELL PHONE LIE DETECTOR!

Carmen calls a man to ask about the whereabouts of his ex-girlfriend who hasn't paid her cell phone bill in 2 months!

CARMEN CORONA RETURN!

Carmen calls a woman who she suspects of hoarding to return the ramen noodles she bought in bulk!

CARMEN PSYCHIC MIND READER!

Carmen calls a mind-reader and questions his ability to read minds!

CARMEN CORONA LAUNDRY!

Carmen calls a man to pick up his laundry but he can't because he's social distancing.

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